Just Another Crazy Cat Lady

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I name my common house plants.

They are Bill and Leela.

I want to order pizza.

joscie-rae:

But I don’t want to spend money on it.

Caved and ordered pizza.

I want to order pizza.

But I don’t want to spend money on it.

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

necrophiliaczooplankton:

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

what

weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

fat-birds:

weloveshortvideos:

Cute

I’M SCREAMING

mostlycatsmostly:

(via kio-foto)

mostlycatsmostly:

(via kio-foto)

colourchemist:

thank goodness for tumblr, i would have been doing both wrong 

colourchemist:

thank goodness for tumblr, i would have been doing both wrong 

(Source: pastelvampires)

Dream tattoo

My classic and amelanistic (albino) corn snakes intertwined and slightly wrapped around my right lower calf. They compliment each other nicely.

(Alt. Version - just my amelanistic wrapped around my calf because he has pretty colors.)

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Source: yadoking-moved)

My camera bundle and hoods are packed.

SSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP ALREADYYYYY.

When my food delivery seems to be taking forever

whatshouldwecallbiddies:

projectendo:

I love the Lego Movie so much, and I connected with Unikitty’s thinly-veiled anger issues on a spiritual level, so I figured I’d make an animation out of the (clearly) most important character.

projectendo:

I love the Lego Movie so much, and I connected with Unikitty’s thinly-veiled anger issues on a spiritual level, so I figured I’d make an animation out of the (clearly) most important character.